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If dog is man's best friend, then woman's best friend might well be the Rampant Rabbit, or any other form of cylindrical plastic toy (for very different reasons I might add, if not then someone might alert the RSPCA). The day you discover a vibrator or dildo in your girlfriend's draw however can nevertheless be a low point in your sexual career. Damn that girthy rabbit!
That rabbit, while being many a woman's best friend you see, is actually many a man's worst enemy. The dildo you see is at once threatening and insulting - laughing at your smaller dimensions and limited ability to vibrate on demand while at the same time threatening to replace you for good. To her the rabbit is nothing but sweet and loving but you know its true plans... that damn conspiring rabbit!
For why would she need such a toy if she was satisfied with your performance? Why would she need a second lover, albeit a much smaller and pinker one. This is the thought that goes through many men's heads but it is actually rather a hypocritical one. Do you masturbate? Do you use porn? You don't have to answer those questions, I already know the answer, the point is why shouldn't she masturbate too? It's not that you're not good enough, it's just that you're not always there. The rabbit is. Simple.
But what if she discovers that plastic is actually a lot firmer and more textured than mere flesh? What if she finds herself not needing you any more? Well that's ridiculous really, as plastic is never going to replace intimacy, and while that rotating motion might be very impressive - it is really only one movement. If that was your entire repertoire you wouldn't last very long trust me.
The rabbit doesn't have hands or a mouth, it can't suck her nipples and it won't hug her at night. The rabbit... is shit. Furthermore, she can't reach all that many areas from the angle she has to hold it making the extra size almost superfluous. Think what the two of you could achieve together...
More to the point you should be fortunate that your girlfriend clearly has such a high sex drive - that obviously has significant bonuses. And better yet is the fact that the more sexual activity you get the more you want it - that rabbit is making her hornier and hornier and you're the guy who gets to reap the benefits. In short, the rabbit is not your enemy, he is your friend.
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